Guacamole Advocates Gifts

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

"My guess it's guacamole."

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

Autocensure

"Look, you bake the cookies, I eat them the system works."

'Ethical farm - none of our produce goes to fast food outlets'.

"I asked folks to bring whatever they want, so now we have ten tubs of guacamole, no chips, and eight cases of the most obnoxiously flavored hard seltzer."

Holy Guacamole.

"It's time we did something about the new Healthy Menu option."

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

I defend to the death your right to say things I agree with.

"Cupcakes for the judge? You're new here, aren't you?"

"Leftovers"

'Skip the meal more room for dessert!'

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified foods will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."

'Keep arguing about eating you spinach and Mummy won't be able to guarantee your health and safety.'

It's not a party without the Guacamole Kid.

"I'm afraid you're developing Guac-loma in

'More damn cookies, soda pop and hot dogs!!! Doesn't anyone around here eat healthy.'

U.S. Bread Basket.

"We learn an important lesson from all this - from curds and whey, and pease porridge, and bread and honey. Eat natural foods."

"What's so great about eating local? It's all fast food."

"Honest. My kilt's at the cleaners."

You can tell a lot about a man by his shoes....

'If by brussels sprouts and asparagus, you mean cheeseburger and fries, I'm hungry!'

'All we are saying, is give peas a chance.'

'You can't eat me! Didn't your mum tell you you shouldn't snack between meals?'