Guacamole Advocates Pillows

Yesterday we touched on a controversial topic. We referred to guacamole as a condiment. We recognize these are various schools of thought. Some believe it to be a meal, or side dish. America can sustain different views. It's not like sauerkraut, which is clearly a vegetable. What? Are you insane? I will pummel you! Communist!

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

"My guess it's guacamole."

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

Autocensure

"Look, you bake the cookies, I eat them the system works."

'Ethical farm - none of our produce goes to fast food outlets'.

"I asked folks to bring whatever they want, so now we have ten tubs of guacamole, no chips, and eight cases of the most obnoxiously flavored hard seltzer."

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

"It's time we did something about the new Healthy Menu option."

Holy Guacamole.

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

I defend to the death your right to say things I agree with.

"Leftovers"

"Cupcakes for the judge? You're new here, aren't you?"

A psychic predicts the discovery of gluten.

'Skip the meal more room for dessert!'

It's not a party without the Guacamole Kid.

'Keep arguing about eating you spinach and Mummy won't be able to guarantee your health and safety.'

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified foods will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."

Mom's Diner. Wholesome Food. Grandma's Diner. Free Candy. Free Toys. No Spinach.

"I'm afraid you're developing Guac-loma in

'It's wheat-free, dairy-free, fat-free, nut-free, sugar-free and salt-free...enjoy!

"What's so great about eating local? It's all fast food."

"We learn an important lesson from all this - from curds and whey, and pease porridge, and bread and honey. Eat natural foods."

Question Authority. But don't be too picky about the answers.

'If by brussels sprouts and asparagus, you mean cheeseburger and fries, I'm hungry!'

'All we are saying, is give peas a chance.'

U.S. Bread Basket.

'More damn cookies, soda pop and hot dogs!!! Doesn't anyone around here eat healthy.'

'You can't eat me! Didn't your mum tell you you shouldn't snack between meals?'

You can tell a lot about a man by his shoes....