Casserole Lover Gifts

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

Any time is cake o'clock

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

German Expressionist Breakfast

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

Baker Romance

'Barb had her stomach replaced with a mouse's stomach to help her eat less.'

American style Greek cafe.

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

Vegetable Cook

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

"Save yourself — it’s a casserole!"

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

"We fell for this last time remember..."

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

'There was sizzle but no steak.'

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

Wine and Cheese