Granola Enthusiast Gifts

"I don't really consider oatmeal raisin cookies real cookies. They're more like little granola frisbees."

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Rage.

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"Bloody hell!"

Love is when you watch television together.

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

How The Sausage Is Eaten

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

"Goal!"

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

Sheltering in place.

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