Crunchy Granola Gifts

"Sometimes I fear that wheat germ has been lost in the health-food shuffle."

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

"It's this trend that leads us to believe we should supplement our oil commodities with investments in some of the Earth's rich vinegar and crouton reserves."

"Say Gorgon-zola!"

But I followed the recipe exactly.

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

"And there it is... Coronation chicken"

'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'

Hitching a lift

Oh, Boy, Mom. A peanut and jellyworm sandwich.'

"This sub tastes much better with some traffic jam."

Pork bellies 3 times a day...cookbook for the commodities investor.

"I'm sorry you've got a sudden craving for nachos, Mrs. Hacksburry, but I really don't want to open the store right now!"

'Gentlemen, tonight's special is broiled sea urchin, with raspberries, over candy corn, with a goat's milk sauce. I would suggest a wine to recommend with it, had I attended sommelier school in the Twilight Zone.'

"Jim! Long time. Are you still making your own granola?"

'If we eat all the snowflakes, Dad won't have to shovel the driveway.'

Kid to Mom: 'Do you know what would be even better than these cookies? More cookies.'

The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual.

Granola-Head Zombies

"The shell tastes good, but that gooey stuff inside is terrible."

"How come you never get the kind of granola with the chocolate chips in it?"

Woman watering her plants in the rain.

Chip Magnet

Served All Day!

Hunting safety rule #1...Don't go hunting with Larry.

I know they're not as filling, but i love thin and crispy!

'She's a vegetarian.'

Who's laughing at the granola bar I always keep in my purse now?

How different foods crunch.

Carcass in a cup (street vendor cart)

'Don't worry- mine is the good E. Coli.'

'I try to supply the best of both worlds.'

'-and may I have a prawn cocktail - with a cherry in it?'

"I don't really consider oatmeal raisin cookies real cookies. They're more like little granola frisbees."