S'mores Aficionado Gifts

Nobody likes a smore loser

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"You like yours well done, right?"

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

The Martini is invented.

'S'more wine?'

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

"I feel like I'm cosplaying as a salad bar."

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

I told you not to swim out to far

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

The Burning Bush: How God convinced Moses to Lead His people a.k.a. the origin of s'mores.

Rabbits picknick

'And, as you can see, it is the perfect place to start a big family...'

'Are you sure you washed this salad?'

'Of course you can't have the chef's salad. What will the chef eat?'

Emergency box in woods contains supplies for a campfire.

"Okay, boys...time for bed!"

'Your iceberg salad, Captain!'

It wasn't until years later that anyone would think to pop it.

'John... is that a collar?'

'Man, this guy's killing me!'

'-giant Iceberg ahead!'

"Hi, I'm the official Picnic Basket Inspector."

"I smell fear - but I'm also picking up notes of blackcurrant licorice."

"Sometimes it's good to just pause and reflect on how obscenely rich we are."

'Your businessman's lunch, sir — Raw meat and whiskey.'