S'mores Aficionado Gifts

Nobody likes a smore loser

'No chocolate?! What kind of place has no chocolate?'

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"You like yours well done, right?"

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

The Martini is invented.

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

'S'more wine?'

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

"I feel like I'm cosplaying as a salad bar."

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

I told you not to swim out to far

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

The Burning Bush: How God convinced Moses to Lead His people a.k.a. the origin of s'mores.

Rabbits picknick

'And, as you can see, it is the perfect place to start a big family...'

'Of course you can't have the chef's salad. What will the chef eat?'

'Are you sure you washed this salad?'

"The stranger came bearing gifts of graham crackers and chocolate. No one suspected the murder weapon he hid behind his back until..."

'Your iceberg salad, Captain!'

It wasn't until years later that anyone would think to pop it.

Emergency box in woods contains supplies for a campfire.

"Okay, boys...time for bed!"

'John... is that a collar?'

'Man, this guy's killing me!'

"Hi, I'm the official Picnic Basket Inspector."

'-giant Iceberg ahead!'

"Sometimes it's good to just pause and reflect on how obscenely rich we are."