S'mores Lover Gifts

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

'I hope you're not planning on flying too close to the sun?'

Yeti Winter Winter Campout

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

'S'more wine?'

Tzatzikicicle

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

The Burning Bush: How God convinced Moses to Lead His people a.k.a. the origin of s'mores.

Nobody likes a smore loser

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

Ketchup Kafe...Where Kondiment is King!

"The stranger came bearing gifts of graham crackers and chocolate. No one suspected the murder weapon he hid behind his back until..."

"Do you have to put tomato sauce on everything?"

"Okay, boys...time for bed!"

Emergency box in woods contains supplies for a campfire.

"We're very strict. No soy milk, no veggie burgers, no margarine... nothing that even looks like an animal product."

'The special today is scraps.'

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

Parisian Bohemians - Proprietor of a rabbit restaurant catching stray cats

'No chocolate?! What kind of place has no chocolate?'

Melting snowman roasting marshmallow on open fire.

Moose-stache

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

'Of course I'm fulfilled. I just ate dinner, didn't I?'

'If I were you I wouldn't eat this on an empty stomach.'

Drummer discovers his drum is really a sombrero hat box.

Underwater campfire.

"The secret was in the sauce."

The Untold History of General Tso.

'How would you like that veggieburger...deep fried in lard, or smothered with bacon bits or salami slices?'

'If it walks like a duck, and it quacks like a duck, it's a genetically modified potato.'

S'mole.