S'mores Enthusiast Gifts

The Burning Bush: How God convinced Moses to Lead His people a.k.a. the origin of s'mores.

"The stranger came bearing gifts of graham crackers and chocolate. No one suspected the murder weapon he hid behind his back until..."

"We need something to hold the marshmallow and chocolate together at the campfire tonight...Oh! I know!"

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

'S'more wine?'

Kentucky Fried Horse

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

Octopi a la mode.

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

Nobody likes a smore loser

Roadkill Restaurant

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

"Okay, boys...time for bed!"

Emergency box in woods contains supplies for a campfire.

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

"We're nearing The Sun, we're about to get out the marshmellows."

Served "giant claw" style.

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

Roadkill Cafe...specials every day.

"My veganism begins and ends with eating insects."

Waiter: 'Your Chicken wings Ma'am.'

Doomed Food Group

Melting snowman roasting marshmallow on open fire.

'No chocolate?! What kind of place has no chocolate?'

"I'm always tempted by the more esoteric flavors- if only out of pity."

S'mole.

Underwater campfire.

Yeti Winter Winter Campout

'I hope you're not planning on flying too close to the sun?'

"Hmmmm...What am I in the mood for?"

Although they would both act horrified by the mix-up, Bob had secretly known for a few minutes.

Girl with an all natural lemonade stand squeezes lemons into the mouths of customers.

Poor thing wandered into a patch of lemongrass.