S'more Aficionado Gifts

S'mole.

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Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Born In Captivity.

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

City Boy.

Career Choices

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

'The Buck Stops Here.'

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

"I am dressed for the job I want."

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

Changing Room Decisions

'S'more wine?'

Sumo Love.

"What'll ya have?"

'He may look important, but his briefcase is full of bones.'

Penguin suit fitting.

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

"I'm surprised at you, Ted. You know we're not allowed to serve alcoholic beverages to dogs."

'Bark less, work more.'

"Anybody see where I laid... my... my... you monsters."

'Don't worry about this meeting. I got everything we need right up here.'

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

"The Board just wants to be sure you're well supported."

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

The Burning Bush: How God convinced Moses to Lead His people a.k.a. the origin of s'mores.

'Hey! is that a good fit or not?'

"If Marcus Aurelius himself were standing here today, I'm sure he would agree this suit reflects perfectly your stoic sensibilities."

Nobody likes a smore loser

'My programmer doesn't understand me.'

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

"A high forhead can often be a sign that they've stolen a really big brain."

"Well, if you give me the job I'll be able to afford a suit, won't I?!"