S'more Artisan Gifts

A deconstructed s'more.

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

"Lovely dovetail."

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

'S'more wine?'

"Potential buyers of the company are coming through today. Tell everyone to look sharp and put a few bowls of potpourri here and there."

The Burning Bush: How God convinced Moses to Lead His people a.k.a. the origin of s'mores.

Nobody likes a smore loser

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

"The stranger came bearing gifts of graham crackers and chocolate. No one suspected the murder weapon he hid behind his back until..."

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

Baker

Emergency box in woods contains supplies for a campfire.

"Okay, boys...time for bed!"

Gentrification of the Fridge.

"Your father and I were hoping for something a little less artisanal."

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

Melting snowman roasting marshmallow on open fire.

'No chocolate?! What kind of place has no chocolate?'

'Do you have any Cheese and Pickle?

Doomed Food Group

'We're having leftover-a-la-king!'

"We need something to hold the marshmallow and chocolate together at the campfire tonight...Oh! I know!"

Yeti Winter Winter Campout

'He makes his own gin too.'

S'mole.

'I hope you're not planning on flying too close to the sun?'

Now at the Farmers' Market

'How many times do I need to remind you, Caldwell, that you need to do something about your attention deficit disorder?!'

Glass Production

Home Made Jam - Jailhouse Rock

'I always feel you just can't beat something home-made.'