S'mores Scholar Gifts

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

Jewish Geometry

'Hard to follow...'

'S'more wine?'

Truman Capote

The Burning Bush: How God convinced Moses to Lead His people a.k.a. the origin of s'mores.

Nobody likes a smore loser

"The stranger came bearing gifts of graham crackers and chocolate. No one suspected the murder weapon he hid behind his back until..."

Emergency box in woods contains supplies for a campfire.

"Okay, boys...time for bed!"

The abduction of Europa

'Cambridge dons of electrical engineering find a way to do toast without going to the buttery.'

'Your wife came by and left a message'

"Who remembers when food wasn't genetically modified?"

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

A scathing stream of invective, wending its way, inevitably, to the sea.

'No chocolate?! What kind of place has no chocolate?'

Doomed Food Group

Melting snowman roasting marshmallow on open fire.

"We need something to hold the marshmallow and chocolate together at the campfire tonight...Oh! I know!"

Underwater campfire.

"Hi, do you have a moment to discuss annoying people who stop you in the street?"

Yeti Winter Winter Campout

'I hope you're not planning on flying too close to the sun?'

S'mole.

'Help! As a contrarian I invested in rotary and supersized phones.'

"I was on the cutting edge, but I got too many paper cuts, so I quit."

"If they insist we dumb-down the classes, I suggest we award them a dumbed-down diploma."

'I was made Professor Emeritus before my time.'

A deconstructed s'more.

Misfortune Cookie

Great, here comes s'mone - now we'll have to hear that s'mores story for the millionth time.