S&m Aficionado Gifts

Off Leash Area

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'What do you do with the time you save?'

High security Santa's grotto

Born In Captivity.

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

City Boy.

Career Choices

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

'The Buck Stops Here.'

"I am dressed for the job I want."

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

Changing Room Decisions

'He may look important, but his briefcase is full of bones.'

Online Shopping.

Penguin suit fitting.

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

Sale On Slightly Irregular Designer Shirts

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

'Bark less, work more.'

'But it didn't cost anything, dear! I did it all off balance-sheet!'

'Don't worry about this meeting. I got everything we need right up here.'

'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

"The Board just wants to be sure you're well supported."

'Hey! is that a good fit or not?'

'Hold my purse. I'm going in only to complain.'

'Fortunately I'm a big guy.'

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

"Miss. Wilcox, get me the coast."