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Off Leash Area

Paper Beats Rock

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'What do you do with the time you save?'

High security Santa's grotto

Born In Captivity.

Career Choices

City Boy.

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

'The Buck Stops Here.'

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

"I am dressed for the job I want."

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

Changing Room Decisions

Online Shopping.

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

Penguin suit fitting.

'He may look important, but his briefcase is full of bones.'

Sale On Slightly Irregular Designer Shirts

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

'Bark less, work more.'

'But it didn't cost anything, dear! I did it all off balance-sheet!'

'Don't worry about this meeting. I got everything we need right up here.'

'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

'Hey! is that a good fit or not?'

"The Board just wants to be sure you're well supported."

"If Marcus Aurelius himself were standing here today, I'm sure he would agree this suit reflects perfectly your stoic sensibilities."

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

"Miss. Wilcox, get me the coast."

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."