S&m Fan Gifts

S&M Washing

Bowled over again!

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"Wow, what a DILF."

'S'more wine?'

Life and Death

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

Statue of Liberty holds a sign up reads: Who are We?

Ronald was born to Boogie but was stuck in a Square Dancing body.

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

'Timmy's very bright for his age. He knows nearly all his ABC's!'

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

'Oh, you'll like school -- It's like Sesame Street, only in 3-D!'

Johnnie Ponderous - Part Three

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.'

"Did you hear that Henderson ascended to Heaven amid the entire angelic assembly? You can't buy publicity like that."

'I'm not saying he's immature, but 'our song' is the theme to 'Sesame Street'.'

Mistress Dominatra, Esq.

'Delivery for Muhammad.'

Like, objection, daddio. ? ?

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

"Harry! You?"

CIA. Spy. I hate to break this to you, Ernie, but you

"Darell is sharing his pet with us today. I'm sure the whole class will find this very entertaining."

I never understood why they talk about something "going south" as if it is a bad thing.

Well, I take it you've heard of the'Dove of Peace'?...

"Maybe he'll take a mulligan."

'She's been watching Sesame Street since she was a baby, and now she's overqualified for kindergarten!'

A sailor cleaning a portholes,

Division of Putting Toothpaste Back in the Tube

There Will Always Be Someone Kinkier Than Your Vanilla Ass