Sesame Street Fan Gifts

'...In other news, Urban Renewal today tore down Sesame Street....'

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

"Scalpel... oh, no, I'm sorry— the other scalpel, with Elmo on the handle."

'Guess who just signed a contract with Sesame Street !?!' (a number '3' says proudly).

'She's been watching Sesame Street since she was a baby, and now she's overqualified for kindergarten!'

'If I had my life to live over, I'd pay more attention to Sesame Street.'

'Oh, you'll like school -- It's like Sesame Street, only in 3-D!'

Holiday time.

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"Wow, what a DILF."

Mummy Busks For Coins For His Cases

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

"Jerk." "Jackass." "Screw you." "Bite me."

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

"Anybody see where I laid... my... my... you monsters."

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

"Throw me somethin', mister."

A 'DIVERSION' sign points to a crazy guy.

"Do you hear what I hear?"

Street Musician

Guitarist.

Guitar emergency.

Honey please!

Happy Xmas

Street musician enterprises.

'Don't stop playing. My sales are going through the roof!'

'I think he's trying to pawn his air guitar.'

"Sssay, you're a real charmer!"

'On Sundays I play organ at the church, and Gojo passes the plate.'

'Stop that racket!'

The Red Cat: Lights/Red Cat Humour/Rhyme.

"...and the dish ran away with the other dish."

Manager please give 10%

Teddy organ grinder