S&m Fan Mugs

S&M Washing

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"Wow, what a DILF."

'S'more wine?'

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

Life and Death

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Statue of Liberty holds a sign up reads: Who are We?

Ronald was born to Boogie but was stuck in a Square Dancing body.

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

'Timmy's very bright for his age. He knows nearly all his ABC's!'

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.'

'Oh, you'll like school -- It's like Sesame Street, only in 3-D!'

"Did you hear that Henderson ascended to Heaven amid the entire angelic assembly? You can't buy publicity like that."

'I'm not saying he's immature, but 'our song' is the theme to 'Sesame Street'.'

Mistress Dominatra, Esq.

'Delivery for Muhammad.'

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

"Harry! You?"

Well, I take it you've heard of the'Dove of Peace'?...

A sailor cleaning a portholes,

'She's been watching Sesame Street since she was a baby, and now she's overqualified for kindergarten!'

"Maybe he'll take a mulligan."

"Scalpel... oh, no, I'm sorry— the other scalpel, with Elmo on the handle."

There Will Always Be Someone Kinkier Than Your Vanilla Ass