G&s Fan Gifts

A sailor cleaning a portholes,

Bowled over again!

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Under pressure.

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

I love Museum Shops

This guy Darwin gets all the credit

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

Cupid misses his shot.

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

Snacks. Food. Drinks. Win! Play! LOTTO here! I changed my name to "Lottery Ticket" and hang out here. It's a great place to get scratched!

"With me everything is 'scratch and sniff'."

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

'Don't tell me - you've come as a newsreader?'

Charles Darwin Zoo - Missing Lynx

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

"I predict an orchid in the shape of a dry but still fruity Sauvignon Blanc."

Social median

'Please prepare this memo about reducing the use of our photocopiers and give each of our staff a copy. Send them a second copy, as a reminder, in two weeks and send a third reminder the following week.'

'Satchel, I have a hunch...'

"I'm Perfect Already."

Sir Isaac Newton discovers even more gravity.

"Natural selection in action."

"Father Michael has a wicked sense of humour."

Conversations With The Missing Link.

Go Britain!

'I don't think much of the punchline.'

Ascent of Digital Man

Yeah, I know. My dating profile says I'm a "ginger," so you were expecting a redhead.