S'mores Enthusiast T-Shirts

The Burning Bush: How God convinced Moses to Lead His people a.k.a. the origin of s'mores.

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

'S'more wine?'

Kentucky Fried Horse

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

Roadkill Restaurant

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

Nobody likes a smore loser

"Okay, boys...time for bed!"

Emergency box in woods contains supplies for a campfire.

"We're nearing The Sun, we're about to get out the marshmellows."

Served "giant claw" style.

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

Roadkill Cafe...specials every day.

"My veganism begins and ends with eating insects."

Doomed Food Group

Waiter: 'Your Chicken wings Ma'am.'

Melting snowman roasting marshmallow on open fire.

"I'm always tempted by the more esoteric flavors- if only out of pity."

Yeti Winter Winter Campout

Underwater campfire.

'I hope you're not planning on flying too close to the sun?'

"Hmmmm...What am I in the mood for?"

S'mole.

Although they would both act horrified by the mix-up, Bob had secretly known for a few minutes.

Girl with an all natural lemonade stand squeezes lemons into the mouths of customers.

"Some Fresh Rhino Horn in your drink, sir?"

"Okay, who gets the beef and who gets the ants?"

'Eat locally - all roadkill from 8-mile radius'