S'mores Connoisseur T-Shirts

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

Counting ribs

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

"Regular service or affected?"

'S'more wine?'

"To help illustrate our sales plan I have created a pie chart."

Alphabet Soup: Ingredients - consonants and vowels.

The Burning Bush: How God convinced Moses to Lead His people a.k.a. the origin of s'mores.

Nobody likes a smore loser

'We've had a couple of requests for an academic brouhaha, so we'll be preparing one of those today.'

Bakery: Xmas Logs.

'I'm sorry, I can't reveal my sauce.'

The Penultimate Temptation of Christ

Emergency box in woods contains supplies for a campfire.

"I hope I'm single for Valentine's because only I fully know my worth in chocolate."

"Do you want the rest of this mouse? It tastes gamey to me."

The Butcher of 35th street.

"No thanks. I had a cracker in April."

"You forgot my Diet Cola."

"Okay, boys...time for bed!"

'No! Not rare, not medium, not well-done: I want my steak raw! Thank you...'

Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

Gentrification of the Fridge.

'I don't want to eat this. I want to eat organic foods.'