S'mores Fan T-Shirts

'S'more wine?'

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

"According to the charts, it should be clear sailing after this."

"I've finished the press statement about the kraken."

The Burning Bush: How God convinced Moses to Lead His people a.k.a. the origin of s'mores.

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

Nobody likes a smore loser

"The stranger came bearing gifts of graham crackers and chocolate. No one suspected the murder weapon he hid behind his back until..."

Emergency box in woods contains supplies for a campfire.

"Okay, boys...time for bed!"

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

"Ha! Hey, Ralph, this says it's to go to Sea-Park, but it's the wrong address. Weird, huh? Ralph!"

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

Ahh, Chicken Soup

'Oh, you'll like school -- It's like Sesame Street, only in 3-D!'

"The wrangler within wants pancakes."

Warming hands over soup.

'Why don't you stop moaning, and be grateful that mother was kind enough to invite us around for a special halloween supper!'

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

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Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

'Would you mind if this gentlemen joins you, madam? He asked for a table with a view.'

Chicken Soup

Melting snowman roasting marshmallow on open fire.

"What's the limit on these things?"

Doomed Food Group

A cleaner in a cinema

'No chocolate?! What kind of place has no chocolate?'

'And if you like comfort food, I would recommend the Xanax stuffed pork -loin.'