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'I hope you're not planning on flying too close to the sun?'

Yeti Winter Winter Campout

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

'S'more wine?'

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

Tzatzikicicle

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

The Burning Bush: How God convinced Moses to Lead His people a.k.a. the origin of s'mores.

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

Nobody likes a smore loser

Ketchup Kafe...Where Kondiment is King!

"Do you have to put tomato sauce on everything?"

"Okay, boys...time for bed!"

Emergency box in woods contains supplies for a campfire.

'The special today is scraps.'

"We're very strict. No soy milk, no veggie burgers, no margarine... nothing that even looks like an animal product."

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

Melting snowman roasting marshmallow on open fire.

Moose-stache

Parisian Bohemians - Proprietor of a rabbit restaurant catching stray cats

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

'Of course I'm fulfilled. I just ate dinner, didn't I?'

'If I were you I wouldn't eat this on an empty stomach.'

Drummer discovers his drum is really a sombrero hat box.

Underwater campfire.

S'mole.

"The secret was in the sauce."

'How would you like that veggieburger...deep fried in lard, or smothered with bacon bits or salami slices?'

'If it walks like a duck, and it quacks like a duck, it's a genetically modified potato.'

"All of our menu items have a tobacco-juice base."

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