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Underwater campfire.

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

Bubble gum leaves

"I said slime."

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

Horn of Leftovers

'S'more wine?'

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

'I don't have enough money for a tip, but feel free to eat the leftovers!'

"Can I have a doggie bag to go?"

The Burning Bush: How God convinced Moses to Lead His people a.k.a. the origin of s'mores.

'Today's special is yesterday's left-overs.'

Nobody likes a smore loser

AS about Today's Specials' - 'Whatever didn't sell yesterday.'

Captain Eddie's New Boat:'The insurance company laughed last year when I insisted on adding Kraken coverage.'

"The stranger came bearing gifts of graham crackers and chocolate. No one suspected the murder weapon he hid behind his back until..."

"Glad you have time for lunch today, honey."

'The drum roll is very nice... but it's still leftovers.'

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

Turkey Sandwich anyone?

'So, were we entertained tonight, or just bludgeoned into submission?'

Emergency box in woods contains supplies for a campfire.

"Okay, boys...time for bed!"

"If you like what I had to say, be sure to go online and buy some of my merch."

"Good evening folks. Tonight we have the food you didn't finish last time you were here."

"Yesterday's weenies have migrated in with today's nuggets."

'We're having leftovers again. Don't worry, I shaved off all the fuzzy parts. I'm going to knit you a sweater.'

'The special today is scraps.'

No, I don't need a doggy bag, but how about a kitty bag?

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

"I need a doggy bag please, I have a room mate to feed."

"The soup of the day is yesterday's chef's special."