S'mores Connoisseur Pillows

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

Counting ribs

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

"Regular service or affected?"

'S'more wine?'

"To help illustrate our sales plan I have created a pie chart."

Alphabet Soup: Ingredients - consonants and vowels.

The Burning Bush: How God convinced Moses to Lead His people a.k.a. the origin of s'mores.

Nobody likes a smore loser

'That's a tough question. I suppose I should be served with a dry red.'

"The stranger came bearing gifts of graham crackers and chocolate. No one suspected the murder weapon he hid behind his back until..."

'We've had a couple of requests for an academic brouhaha, so we'll be preparing one of those today.'

The Penultimate Temptation of Christ

'I'm sorry, I can't reveal my sauce.'

"Do you want the rest of this mouse? It tastes gamey to me."

"No thanks. I had a cracker in April."

The Butcher of 35th street.

Bakery: Xmas Logs.

"I hope I'm single for Valentine's because only I fully know my worth in chocolate."

Emergency box in woods contains supplies for a campfire.

"You forgot my Diet Cola."

"Okay, boys...time for bed!"

'No! Not rare, not medium, not well-done: I want my steak raw! Thank you...'

"Why do you always have to be so judgemental?"

Gentrification of the Fridge.

Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

'I don't want to eat this. I want to eat organic foods.'