S'mores Pillows

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

'Who teaches apostrophe usage?'

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

'Stick them up...'

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

'S'more wine?'

'To them, capital punishment means making them use proper capitalization.'

"What's another word for 'thesaurus'?"

"Bet she says 'moo' before she says 'oink'."

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'