S'mores Fanatic Pillows

"Okay, boys...time for bed!"

"Bloody hell!"

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

'S'more wine?'

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

The Burning Bush: How God convinced Moses to Lead His people a.k.a. the origin of s'mores.

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"

Nobody likes a smore loser

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

Emergency box in woods contains supplies for a campfire.

It wasn't until years later that anyone would think to pop it.

'Do you mind if I hold your hand, before it gets all buttery.'

'Man, this guy's killing me!'

"Most men have a tankard, but oh no, not you."

"Oh yeah...she wants me."

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

'Common cold? We thought you said 'caramel corn!''

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

Roadkill Cafe...specials every day.

"Have you been eating curry again?"

"Wonderful - this will be the absolute best popcorn anyone has ever seen."

'After nine commercials I've forgotten what film we were watching.'