S'mores Fanatic Prints

"Okay, boys...time for bed!"

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"Bloody hell!"

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

'S'more wine?'

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

The Burning Bush: How God convinced Moses to Lead His people a.k.a. the origin of s'mores.

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"

Nobody likes a smore loser

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

'Popcorn? Sure. Would you like huge, mega, super-duper huge or gigundazillion multi multi really insanely huge?'

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

"The stranger came bearing gifts of graham crackers and chocolate. No one suspected the murder weapon he hid behind his back until..."

It wasn't until years later that anyone would think to pop it.

Emergency box in woods contains supplies for a campfire.

'Do you mind if I hold your hand, before it gets all buttery.'

'Man, this guy's killing me!'

"Oh yeah...she wants me."

What's a hot flash?

Boss, I've come down with something. I need the day off. That "something" wouldn't be Star Wars tickets, would it? "Star Wars"? What's "Star Wars"? I'm really sick. Cough. Cough. Oh

"Most men have a tankard, but oh no, not you."

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

Mother making popcorn string whilst her child eats the other end.

'Common cold? We thought you said 'caramel corn!''

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

"Have you been eating curry again?"

'After nine commercials I've forgotten what film we were watching.'

Roadkill Cafe...specials every day.