Guacamole Enthusiast T-Shirts

I made Guacamole.

"You call this guacamole?"

"Guacamole is the chopped liver of Mexico."

"I asked folks to bring whatever they want, so now we have ten tubs of guacamole, no chips, and eight cases of the most obnoxiously flavored hard seltzer."

Holy Guacamole.

It's not a party without the Guacamole Kid.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"Too much sugar."

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Advocado

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

Bubble gum leaves

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

"My guess it's guacamole."

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

'What kind of filling would you like?'

Miracle Mom #5,293

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

Santa looking at a plate of cookies and a bottle of hand sanitizer

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

"Roadkill cookies"

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

Cookie Surveillance

Avocado Timeline

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

"I don't know, Doc, it's just that lately I've been feeling crummy!"

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

"I'll give you a cookie if you promise to paint me as a pillar among women in your future memoir."

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

The Burning Bush: How God convinced Moses to Lead His people a.k.a. the origin of s'mores.

Girl Scout cookies selling the girl scout.