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"My guess it's guacamole."

'S'more wine?'

Kangaroo carring joey in a pouch on her back.

'Because I don't want stretch marks, that's why.'

'Okay, you've got a mouthful of minerals, grapefruit, herbs and grass. Is it starting to taste like a sauvignon blanc?'

"I asked folks to bring whatever they want, so now we have ten tubs of guacamole, no chips, and eight cases of the most obnoxiously flavored hard seltzer."

Holy Guacamole.

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

'If you fuss over him all the time and make his life too comfortable, he'll never leave!'

"Am I a new parent? No, I'm a new Uber driver taking him to school."

Flamenco

"What happened to my piece of cake?"

What's a Texas Tommy? A hot dog stuffed with cheese and wrapped in bacon. Little Pete's Sounds great. Does it come with anything? A coronary.

Birthday cakes on porch on hot day

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

'That's odd. For most people, getting a pet helps lower blood pressure.'

Cosmetic pouches.

'You must come over and visit sometime.It's only a hop, skip, and a jump away.'

Danny Cipriani Thinks About Moving to Australia.

"I'm afraid you're developing Guac-loma in

"Can I have the stick when you're done?"

"Quick, jump in with Joey! There's a fire coming: I'll save you!

It's not a party without the Guacamole Kid.

Warming hands over soup.

"Jesus, Isabel, why can't you just grab the bar like everyone else?"

A cleaner in a cinema

Heat Wave Podium

Cheshire Flamenco Dancer... Lipsticked grin clutching flower in her teeth.

Kangaroo Rescue Centre

Pepper's Costume

Kangaroo walking rabbit.

'And what's your baby's name Dear?'

Ventriloquism for Gummies

"I was at a party and got some avocado dip in my eye..."

I made Guacamole.