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"My guess it's guacamole."

'S'more wine?'

Kangaroo carring joey in a pouch on her back.

'Because I don't want stretch marks, that's why.'

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

'If you fuss over him all the time and make his life too comfortable, he'll never leave!'

'Okay, you've got a mouthful of minerals, grapefruit, herbs and grass. Is it starting to taste like a sauvignon blanc?'

"I asked folks to bring whatever they want, so now we have ten tubs of guacamole, no chips, and eight cases of the most obnoxiously flavored hard seltzer."

Holy Guacamole.

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

"What happened to my piece of cake?"

Flamenco

'That's odd. For most people, getting a pet helps lower blood pressure.'

Cosmetic pouches.

"Can I have the stick when you're done?"

Warming hands over soup.

"Quick, jump in with Joey! There's a fire coming: I'll save you!

'You must come over and visit sometime.It's only a hop, skip, and a jump away.'

"I'm afraid you're developing Guac-loma in

It's not a party without the Guacamole Kid.

"Jesus, Isabel, why can't you just grab the bar like everyone else?"

Cheshire Flamenco Dancer... Lipsticked grin clutching flower in her teeth.

Heat Wave Podium

Kangaroo Rescue Centre

Ventriloquism for Gummies

Pepper's Costume

A cleaner in a cinema

Kangaroo walking rabbit.

'And what's your baby's name Dear?'

"I was at a party and got some avocado dip in my eye..."

I made Guacamole.

Roo felt a little cheated with his new Christmas present.