Grow-your-own Fanatic Gifts

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

"Do kids eat free?"

Wild Cow.

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

'George, stop playing with the children.'

'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

Money Tree

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

Need I say, timing and accuracy are imperative?!

BOO MOO!

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

"That's still too high"