Grow-your-own Fanatic Gifts

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Cow Pinatas

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

"Do kids eat free?"

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

Wild Cow.

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

Curse my curiosity and four stomachs!

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

'The sty is falling!!'

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

7 Dwarves of Fatherhood

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'

'George, stop playing with the children.'

Money Tree

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

Need I say, timing and accuracy are imperative?!

BOO MOO!

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"