Pick-your-own Enthusiast Gifts

PYO Dusky Maiden.

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

Employment Agency. I didn't hire him -- Those bipedal guys are are afraid to get their hands dirty.

Peace on Earth

"I'd like to make a return."

A tailor measuring a jacket.

Casual skydiving.

'I'm brilliant, handsome and rich... but I want to be known for the suits I wear.'

'So far he's self-taught but we thought it time to engage a regular teacher.'

'Yes, well, in my practice patients are encouraged to express their feeling to the fullest.'

"Any cocktail can be a shrimp cocktail if you just set your mind to it, and if you carry lots of loose shrimp in your pocket."

Sign on shed reads 'Gone to seed.'

"Can I overwhelm you with a menu?"

"Maybe next time we can go mine our own salt."

'He's never forgotten his humble beginnings.'

Gracie gets excited reading a toy catalogue when she realizes the CEO is a Latina.

Veggie Fare - Choose Your Own Soya Beans

'Ideally, I'd like to work with my hands.'

You've got mail...

'This doesn't leave much room for creativity.'

"I would rather you not email me your answer!"

"Gracie, I'm proud of you for reading the newspaper."

Private Phone Calls

"When I was your age we didn't play video games or take photos or locate things - we just did one thing and we took our sweet time doing it."

"Yeah, it's all grown locally. Just not locally around here."

No decision is a great choice sometimes.

Beating the pandemic

'My opinion, right or wrong!'

Music for The Thinker