Groggy Risers Gifts

'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'

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'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

Waking Up With Rooster.

"He's never up before eleven."

'Sorry, you're overqualified for this job.'

"It's another day, Phil. Planning to suit up?"

Diner. Breakfast Specials. I'm a type "C" personality. Until I have my morning coffee I have no personality at all.

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

White Whale Brand Grog

'Gravity wins - again.'

"Baldo, time to get up! It's the first day of school!"

We love the Rolling Stones...

Army Barracks

"I not only have to wake up the cows, I have to wake up the rooster."

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

"Dang it."

'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'

'You know Doug just isn't a morning person. This afternoon's not looking too good, either.'

'God, I hate Sunday mornings.'

'I set the alarm to 96 years!'

"On days when I need to get out of bed and go to work, I close my eyes until the feeling passes."

'Waiter, there's a fly in my soup. Thanks.'

The breakfast of teens.

'Good Morning!'

'I remember Rod when he used to strike footballs into the crowd!'

"Lenny's right. Calling it 'an opportunity to reach a new generation of listeners' has a better ring to it than 'total sellout'."

"Waking at 2 A.M. is how I stay one step ahead of all the people who wake at 5 A.M."

"Perhaps you slept SLOWER than usual..."

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A garden Part 10

Army Promotions Board. You need to select one of these contenders for promotion to lieutenant colonet. It's like being in college. I have to pick a major.

"Flavor? It's 'let me drink my first cup before I stab you in the eyes' flavor."