Frustrated Riser Gifts

Looking for a thoughtful way to brighten a frustrated riser's morning? Our collection features funny, relatable products designed to bring a smile to anyone who starts their day a little off-kilter. From mugs to t-shirts and beyond, find the perfect gift to acknowledge those less-than-perfect mornings with wit and humor.

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"Dang it."

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'No it's still not fixed'

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"It's another day, Phil. Planning to suit up?"

"It's another day, Phil. Planning to suit up?" mockup

"It's another day, Phil. Planning to suit up?"

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Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball. mockup

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

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"Just pick one!! We're already late!!" mockup

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

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"Baldo, time to get up! It's the first day of school!"

"Baldo, time to get up! It's the first day of school!" mockup

"Baldo, time to get up! It's the first day of school!"

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Self-Assembly Bookcase

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"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning." mockup

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

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'I think I see your problem. You didn't use the swear words listed in the assembly instructions.'

'I think I see your problem. You didn't use the swear words listed in the assembly instructions.' mockup

'I think I see your problem. You didn't use the swear words listed in the assembly instructions.'

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'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'

'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.' mockup

'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'

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"Hello... is that the help desk?" mockup

"Hello... is that the help desk?"

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'You know Doug just isn't a morning person. This afternoon's not looking too good, either.'

'You know Doug just isn't a morning person. This afternoon's not looking too good, either.' mockup

'You know Doug just isn't a morning person. This afternoon's not looking too good, either.'

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"On days when I need to get out of bed and go to work, I close my eyes until the feeling passes."

"On days when I need to get out of bed and go to work, I close my eyes until the feeling passes." mockup

"On days when I need to get out of bed and go to work, I close my eyes until the feeling passes."

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'I set the alarm to 96 years!'

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'God, I hate Sunday mornings.'

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'I think I should take my hubby for counselling. . . his brain and hands aren't on talking terms.'

'I think I should take my hubby for counselling. . . his brain and hands aren't on talking terms.' mockup

'I think I should take my hubby for counselling. . . his brain and hands aren't on talking terms.'

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"This bill is the same as your estimate! What did'nt you do?"

"This bill is the same as your estimate! What did'nt you do?" mockup

"This bill is the same as your estimate! What did'nt you do?"

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'Good Morning!'

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"I won't be in the office today, my apathy is acting up again."

"I won't be in the office today, my apathy is acting up again." mockup

"I won't be in the office today, my apathy is acting up again."

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"If I hear one more buzz I will pull this car over!"

"If I hear one more buzz I will pull this car over!" mockup

"If I hear one more buzz I will pull this car over!"

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'You're supposed to fetch the stick back,not throw it.'

'You're supposed to fetch the stick back,not throw it.' mockup

'You're supposed to fetch the stick back,not throw it.'

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"What don't you understand about 'fetch'?"

"What don't you understand about 'fetch'?" mockup

"What don't you understand about 'fetch'?"

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'yes, up every day at dawn, but there was a shameful time as a teenager when I used to sleep in until noon sometimes...'

'yes, up every day at dawn, but there was a shameful time as a teenager when I used to sleep in until noon sometimes...' mockup

'yes, up every day at dawn, but there was a shameful time as a teenager when I used to sleep in until noon sometimes...'

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"It was Monday morning, he kept hitting the snooze button, and before he knew it, it had been twenty years."

"It was Monday morning, he kept hitting the snooze button, and before he knew it, it had been twenty years." mockup

"It was Monday morning, he kept hitting the snooze button, and before he knew it, it had been twenty years."

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"The only thing worse than seeing something done wrong is seeing it done slowly."

"The only thing worse than seeing something done wrong is seeing it done slowly." mockup

"The only thing worse than seeing something done wrong is seeing it done slowly."

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"Would you like to pay with card, cash or the dim and shredded remains of my remaining dreams?"

"Would you like to pay with card, cash or the dim and shredded remains of my remaining dreams?" mockup

"Would you like to pay with card, cash or the dim and shredded remains of my remaining dreams?"

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Excess Baggage: Most taxi drivers have GPS in their cars, but will still get completely lost when you are the passage.

Excess Baggage: Most taxi drivers have GPS in their cars, but will still get completely lost when you are the passage. mockup

Excess Baggage: Most taxi drivers have GPS in their cars, but will still get completely lost when you are the passage.

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"If you would like to listen to music while you are on hold press 1, If you would like some quiet time to work out how much this call is costing press 2, if...."

"If you would like to listen to music while you are on hold press 1, If you would like some quiet time to work out how much this call is costing press 2, if...."

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