Frustrated Leader Gifts

Why Committees Move Slowly!

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

"I hate doing appraisals, it involves thinking about them."

Boiling Hot Presidents

"Would someone dim the lights? I'm about to launch into the paranoid and conspiratorial portion of my report."

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

'Liquor will solve this problem, chief!'

"Dang it."

"Listen up - today is the first day in the rest of the coronavirus crisis!"

'Before I read the investment committee's report - I would remind everyone that I never asked to be on this committee.'

"The instructions must be hard to understand, because along with the number to customer service, it also has a number to an anger management counselor."

Road signs.

Man coming home and kicking cat, wife asks 'Had a good match dear?'

"I wonder if there are any biscuit left?"

'I looked forward to retirement. Now, thanks to the economy, I'm looking at re-hirement.'

After standing on the scales Claire decided to stamp on the diet book.

Excess Baggage: Most taxi drivers have GPS in their cars, but will still get completely lost when you are the passage.

'...I can accept that bad things sometimes happen to good people. What drives me nuts is how all the good things always seem to happen to people I can't stand!'

Some especially annoying types of packaging.

Feelings towards radios #5 Man angrily kicking a radio.

"Management is all about getting from A to B, or was it A to C, or D. . . I'm sure it had an A in it!"

"Here it comes...my hard work is paying off...give it to me, baby!"

"yetthhh, i hold..."

"to place an order, press one. To cancel an order, press two. For billing information, press three. For sale items, press four. For returns, press five. For customer service, press six. For the nearest location, press seven. To enroll in a memory course, press eight."

"You're darn right I'm angry: my reputation has been ruined by my behavior."

"Effing self-publishing rejection!"

President Obama and gays in the military.

'If this is the conflict resolution hotline, why are you ticking me off??!!

Confusing Parking Rules

'If you want me to stop at any point just shout the release code.' - 'Okay.' - 'The release code is 'A729YXF9'' - 'What?!' - 'Incoming! Heh, heh!' - 'Argh! A2Y... No... Argh!!! A9X72...' -

"It's hard to maintain a social distance when there are so many people you want to punch in the face."

Gas prices: you won't want to know.

"Please remain on the line. Someone will be ignoring your call shortly."