Groggy Gurus Gifts

"Perhaps you slept SLOWER than usual..."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'Oh Hi!'

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

"Remind me again, is it Accounting or IT that handles issues related to online solitaire?"

Computer games

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

Crane Game. Ball Game.

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

Essex computer.

'Does the hunter I just ate make me look fat?'

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

'Tell us what you've done with all the grass!'

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."