Groggy Gurus Pillows

"Perhaps you slept SLOWER than usual..."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'Oh Hi!'

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Computer games

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

Essex computer.

'Tell us what you've done with all the grass!'

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"Kids, look at the weather! Why don't you play outside?"