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'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'

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'That morning, nature got to work early...'

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

Waking Up With Rooster.

"He's never up before eleven."

'Sorry, you're overqualified for this job.'

"It's another day, Phil. Planning to suit up?"

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

White Whale Brand Grog

'Gravity wins - again.'

"I not only have to wake up the cows, I have to wake up the rooster."

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

Army Barracks

"Baldo, time to get up! It's the first day of school!"

"Dang it."

'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'

'You know Doug just isn't a morning person. This afternoon's not looking too good, either.'

'Waiter, there's a fly in my soup. Thanks.'

The breakfast of teens.

'God, I hate Sunday mornings.'

'I set the alarm to 96 years!'

"On days when I need to get out of bed and go to work, I close my eyes until the feeling passes."

"Lenny's right. Calling it 'an opportunity to reach a new generation of listeners' has a better ring to it than 'total sellout'."

'Good Morning!'

"Waking at 2 A.M. is how I stay one step ahead of all the people who wake at 5 A.M."

"Perhaps you slept SLOWER than usual..."

"I won't be in the office today, my apathy is acting up again."

"Flavor? It's 'let me drink my first cup before I stab you in the eyes' flavor."