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Morgenmuffel

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

Old Man Journal

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

Meeting at the Grumpy Old Men's Pub.

Moanathon.

Grumpy Old Men

"Dang it."

'Kids get right up my nose!'

'To be honest, you're the only one who sometimes bothers to hear my complaints.'

'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'

"If you're going out, pick up some candles."

"To be perfectly honest, Tarquin, I get fed up listening to your stories about 'the good old days'."

'Please don't say a word to me until my coffee gets right...about...here.

I brought your coffee and a list of new things about the world you're going to have to learn to accept

'Good Morning!'

"Stop moaning - you'll ruin our weekend away..."

'FQ...?'

"Being in the now today sure ain't like the good ol' now!"

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're getting grumpier.'

'No.'

'The problem with politics is politicians!'

'Face it Marvin, you're a madstrom of conflicting emotions.'

Pissed-off hour.

Moan Pig.

Grumpy old men: I was an nwanted child, even my mother left me before I was born.

"He's a curmudgeon now, but he used to be just a mean old bastard."

Old woman staring at pregnant woman's bump.

'Mrs Gridlington doesn't like being referred to as 'duck' or 'dearie'...so I just call her 'the old trout'!'

"I'm way past mid-life crisis and knee-deep in old age rage!"

'Well, Mr. Grumpy, who got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?'

Ex-hippie-now-staunch-Republican Herb Miller's freak flag keeps on flying, much to his chagrin.