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Rapunzel in the Morning

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

'I hate the moods yuo wake up in!'

'Sorry, you're overqualified for this job.'

"He's never up before eleven."

"It's another day, Phil. Planning to suit up?"

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

'Gravity wins - again.'

White Whale Brand Grog

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

Army Barracks

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

"Baldo, time to get up! It's the first day of school!"

"Dang it."

'The hardest part of this running routine is exercising the will power to do it.'

'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'

'You know Doug just isn't a morning person. This afternoon's not looking too good, either.'

'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'

The breakfast of teens.

"Our breakfast burrito is just like our lunch burrito, except it contains 876 mgs of caffeine."

'God, I hate Sunday mornings.'

'I set the alarm to 96 years!'

"On days when I need to get out of bed and go to work, I close my eyes until the feeling passes."

'Waiter, there's a fly in my soup. Thanks.'

'Good Morning!'

"Perhaps you slept SLOWER than usual..."

"I won't be in the office today, my apathy is acting up again."

'I want to be ready when the sea level rises!'

The reality of Arabian nights: 'Well, morning comes early, and you've got an awful lot of camels to milk.'

Rooster writes out 'Things to cock-a-doodle-do.'

"He definitely wants to go out."