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"You must be the newly qualified driver."

'Sorry, you're overqualified for this job.'

"It's another day, Phil. Planning to suit up?"

Diner. Breakfast Specials. I'm a type "C" personality. Until I have my morning coffee I have no personality at all.

Father changing nappy, "Heir freshener"

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

"Baldo, time to get up! It's the first day of school!"

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

Army Barracks

'To be honest, I'm not sure if a HAZARD ASSESSMENT would have seen this one coming!'

"Dang it."

'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'

'You know Doug just isn't a morning person. This afternoon's not looking too good, either.'

'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'

"See what a few beers mingled with some great ideas will do for the boss?"

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

"On days when I need to get out of bed and go to work, I close my eyes until the feeling passes."

'I set the alarm to 96 years!'

'God, I hate Sunday mornings.'

Oil man gets oil for his car directly from oil well.

A 'failed' brake check!

Ballad of Offshore Drilling.

You are not alone! It is a TEAM EFFORT!

Oil Rig with a giant plug.

Oil Workers

"Look at the bright side - employment for thousands trying to clean it up."

Army Promotions Board. You need to select one of these contenders for promotion to lieutenant colonet. It's like being in college. I have to pick a major.

"I won't be in the office today, my apathy is acting up again."

"Yes, I'm really enjoying it here since my promotion, Joe, and by the way you're fired."

'I want to be ready when the sea level rises!'

Although they knew it had no practical applications, they couldn't help but be jealous of Jeb's shiny new 19-wheeler.

'yes, up every day at dawn, but there was a shameful time as a teenager when I used to sleep in until noon sometimes...'

Safety: 'When Can I Work On My Own?'