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'Dear, your father is just a big crab these days.'

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

'Why am I such a grouch?'

Old Man Journal

Everyone at happy hour is grumpy.

"You have the Hum bug.'

'Cheer up...'

Thanks for making the breakfast meeting, Harris.

Middle age means a constant struggle not to be irritated by everyone and everything.

At the Irritable Bowel Syndrome Convention.

"People keep telling me that it takes more facial muscles to frown than it does to smile... I tell them that I am working out."

I HATE STUFF

"Well, we’ve covered the weather, my prostate, your incontinence … I suppose our idiot children are up next?"

Uncle Murray Weekly

"Is everything okay, dear? You're smiling!"

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're just getting grumpier.'

"But a deep sense of grievance and indignation IS my Happy Place."

Wife about mad man leaving church: 'You'll have to excuse my husband. He always wakes up grumpy.'

It was only a matter of time until Gertrude turned into a grumpy cat.

Moan Pig.

Bakery Window: Cross Buns and Cross Gingerbread Men!

"It's armageddon week on TV. The death of hope always lightens his mood."

'Dinner.'

'Don't you snap at me, mister!'

'Face it Marvin, you're a madstrom of conflicting emotions.'

'Be advised, Monday through Thursday I don't do 'perky'.'

"He's a curmudgeon now, but he used to be just a mean old bastard."

Grumpy Moody Boy.

Old woman staring at pregnant woman's bump.

"Irritable bowls syndrome."

'You'll love Elliot, Father, He despises everyone even more than you do!'

'Always arguing, questioning, no patience, no respect for authority...'