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'Face it Marvin, you're a madstrom of conflicting emotions.'

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

'Why am I such a grouch?'

"You have the Hum bug.'

Everyone at happy hour is grumpy.

Thanks for making the breakfast meeting, Harris.

Grumpy Old Men

'Cheer up...'

'Kids get right up my nose!'

Middle age means a constant struggle not to be irritated by everyone and everything.

At the Irritable Bowel Syndrome Convention.

"People keep telling me that it takes more facial muscles to frown than it does to smile... I tell them that I am working out."

I HATE STUFF

"Well, we’ve covered the weather, my prostate, your incontinence … I suppose our idiot children are up next?"

Uncle Murray Weekly

"Stop moaning - you'll ruin our weekend away..."

"Is everything okay, dear? You're smiling!"

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're just getting grumpier.'

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're getting grumpier.'

Wife about mad man leaving church: 'You'll have to excuse my husband. He always wakes up grumpy.'

"But a deep sense of grievance and indignation IS my Happy Place."

'No.'

It was only a matter of time until Gertrude turned into a grumpy cat.

'Don't you snap at me, mister!'

Moan Pig.

'Dinner.'

'Be advised, Monday through Thursday I don't do 'perky'.'

"He's a curmudgeon now, but he used to be just a mean old bastard."

Grumpy Moody Boy.

Old woman staring at pregnant woman's bump.