Grocery Lovers Gifts

"We can put a man on the moon, but we can't put a Trader Joe's on Wailea Beach?!"

"You're the lid to my pot."

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

'Do we have any alligator pears?'

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

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'There was sizzle but no steak.'

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

'Jingling your change won't get us a better table.'

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

Kitchen - Sign reads 'Out of Hors D'Oeuvres.'

Mouse shopping after hours

'You'll like this. It has no nutritional value at all.'

'Bananas! Once you've skinned them and removed the bone, there's nothing left.'

Le Gourmet Bistro. Paging Mister Zah, paging Mister Zah. Do we have a Pete Zah here?

The only place it's okay to pick your nose.

"Mummy! Can't we go to Tescos like everyone else?"

'You order the jumbo combo?'

"I know I've matured because I choose to purchase my own candy instead of stealing my children's."

"Why doesn't the budget ax ever fall in the produce department?"

"I need one of them and one of them..."

"What do you recommend that's fit for a king?"

"Right now I'm enjoying that brief period between having just lost weight and putting it back on."

"Expensive coffee is a cheap vacation."

"This banana I bought yesterday, when I peeled it it was empty!"

'With respect, sir, we are a slow food restaurant.'

'Wow! This meal if fit for a king.'