Grocery Lovers T-Shirts

"We can put a man on the moon, but we can't put a Trader Joe's on Wailea Beach?!"

"You're the lid to my pot."

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

'Do we have any alligator pears?'

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

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'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

'There was sizzle but no steak.'

'Jingling your change won't get us a better table.'

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

Mouse shopping after hours

'Bananas! Once you've skinned them and removed the bone, there's nothing left.'

'You'll like this. It has no nutritional value at all.'

Kitchen - Sign reads 'Out of Hors D'Oeuvres.'

'You order the jumbo combo?'

"Mummy! Can't we go to Tescos like everyone else?"

"I need one of them and one of them..."

"I know I've matured because I choose to purchase my own candy instead of stealing my children's."

"Right now I'm enjoying that brief period between having just lost weight and putting it back on."

"Expensive coffee is a cheap vacation."

"What do you recommend that's fit for a king?"

"Why doesn't the budget ax ever fall in the produce department?"

"This banana I bought yesterday, when I peeled it it was empty!"

'With respect, sir, we are a slow food restaurant.'

'I don't understand how our grocery prices have inflated 15% yet you've inflated 25%'

'Wow! This meal if fit for a king.'