Grocery Clerk Gifts

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

Victorian Shop

"I always buy toilet paper in bulk. My family shreds through it so quickly."

"My grocery bill was so high, I thought it included the electric shopping scooter."

10 Items or Less. Express Only. Don't worry --- I plan to pay for them ten at a time.

"Pet food? Aisle 7A."

"Sorry, Martin, but because you're the weakest link in our food chain here, you're fired."

"I'm feeling in an adventurous mood. Tell me, are the peccadilloes in season?"

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Basic Grocery order desk: 'meat...potatoes'.

'Don't worry, these carts are equipped with air bags.'

'Don't you have American processed cheese food in a can?'

'This is the express lane. You're limited to 9 coupons.'

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

'Price check on taxi ride to Seventh Avenue and Belmont!'

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"Is this the line for whole foods or the bank?"

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

Thank you, Essential Workers

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

"Where can I find the lefts?"

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

"Hey, Al! What do you know about shelf life?"

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

Don't have a hot flush....

Science Books. Do you have any books about Lepidoptera? Yes, and would you like to join "The Book of the Moth Club"?