Grocery Clerk Pillows

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

Victorian Shop

"I always buy toilet paper in bulk. My family shreds through it so quickly."

"My grocery bill was so high, I thought it included the electric shopping scooter."

"Pet food? Aisle 7A."

"Sorry, Martin, but because you're the weakest link in our food chain here, you're fired."

"I'm feeling in an adventurous mood. Tell me, are the peccadilloes in season?"

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

Basic Grocery order desk: 'meat...potatoes'.

'Don't worry, these carts are equipped with air bags.'

'Don't you have American processed cheese food in a can?'

'This is the express lane. You're limited to 9 coupons.'

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

'Price check on taxi ride to Seventh Avenue and Belmont!'

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

"Is this the line for whole foods or the bank?"

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

Thank you, Essential Workers

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

"Where can I find the lefts?"

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

"Hey, Al! What do you know about shelf life?"

"Your receipt is also available in a choice of colors."

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

Lemon Harangue Pie Mix

'We couldn't give away black-and-white TVs until we started advertising them as having 'non multi-color capability'.'