Grocery Bill Critic Gifts

Fees office!

Dad Trophies

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

What's really in junk food...

'No thanks. I never sign a sales deal at the door.'

GM Foods.

"Oh look, the proposed site for the model Tesco's."

"We used to think sugar and spice were all things nice - until that was proved to be a lie put out by global food manufacturers."

"It's a game changer. . . carrots and hummous batons but we've managed to make them out of sugar."

Self- Checkout. I never use those lanes ... I get enough of that in therapy.

TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.

To avoid malnutrition, throw away the contents and eat the package.

Have a nice day - This Means You.

Reality TV dinners.

'Notice: results of new studies: most of what was good for you is bad for you - most of what was bad for you is good for you'

Holds leftovers, easy to carry... Gotta say, he almost had me. Right up to th 'Keeps food fresh' part. What a waste of a good idea.

'The first dozen ingredients in this cereal are various sugars.'

"Okay, so what do we add?"

'Hey! Who changed this water into wine?'

Mother has strait jacket on son to control him at super market.

Pre-digested convenience foods.

'Freeze Dried Nothing®. Directions: To make something out of NOTHING®, just add water.'

Hand baskets only lane in hell.

'Four of these have to go.'

"Why don't you just go to the supermarket like everybody else?"

No cows were harmed in the making of this beefburger.

Grocer's school teaching bad spellings.

Gross pig size!

'First Aid Aisle and Scissor Aisle - No Running.'

Supermarkets

Greengrocer selling rotten fruit for a political rally.

'Frozen dinners have more calories if you heat them up.'