Grocery Gifts

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

'Four of these have to go.'

Eight sins or less.

Welcome Back To Another Game Of Which Area Is The Bagging Area?

Shopper in front of store Produce display labeled 'Organic' and 'Trompe l'oeil'.

Supermarkets

Store Directory: You Are Here! Why, Why, Why?

'Unexpected item in bagging area.'

Have a nice day - This Means You.

'This box must be fresher. It has to be sold by July 2800, where as this one has to be sold by June 2905.'

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

'Notice: results of new studies: most of what was good for you is bad for you - most of what was bad for you is good for you'

Domestic Superheroes!!

"Good For You / Bad For You"

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

Twenty-first century baby walker

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Important Food Groups

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

Dad Trophies

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

"Wait, what are you doing?"

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."