Grind Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift that celebrates a deep thinker and a creative spirit? Discover our Grind Philosopher collection—gifts that honor the relentless pursuit of knowledge and the joy of pondering life’s mysteries. These products are ideal for artists, writers, or anyone passionate about exploring ideas and pushing boundaries.

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'See? I'm not stuck in a rut.'

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Monday: Next 7 exits.

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Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life. mockup

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

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"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?" mockup

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

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"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer." mockup

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

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Getting through the week.

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'Would you like a push Dear?'

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Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger. mockup

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

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And I intend to fill it. For nature abhors a vacuum.'

And I intend to fill it. For nature abhors a vacuum.' mockup

And I intend to fill it. For nature abhors a vacuum.'

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"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?" mockup

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

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Rodin's 'The Thinker' imagines himself as Rodin's 'The Kiss'.

Rodin's 'The Thinker' imagines himself as Rodin's 'The Kiss'. mockup

Rodin's 'The Thinker' imagines himself as Rodin's 'The Kiss'.

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'I have this constant ringing in my ears. I think I have tinnitus.' - 'Does it sound like an 'eeeeeee' or a 'shhhhh'?' - 'It's like the murmer of a thousand forgotten souls quietly lamenting past sorrows.' - 'Hmmm. I don't have a checkbox for that, sadly.

'I have this constant ringing in my ears. I think I have tinnitus.' - 'Does it sound like an 'eeeeeee' or a 'shhhhh'?' - 'It's like the murmer of a thousand forgotten souls quietly lamenting past sorrows.' - 'Hmmm. I don't have a checkbox for that, sadly.

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"Maybe he's waving and drowning." mockup

"Maybe he's waving and drowning."

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'No matter how hard I work, I'll never get higher on the food chain then this?'

'No matter how hard I work, I'll never get higher on the food chain then this?' mockup

'No matter how hard I work, I'll never get higher on the food chain then this?'

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"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"

"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"

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