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'See? I'm not stuck in a rut.'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

George Orwell

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

Getting through the week.

'Would you like a push Dear?'

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

'When Einstein wrote about time and relativity he must have been watching a football game where the last 30 seconds took two hours.'

And I intend to fill it. For nature abhors a vacuum.'

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

Rodin's 'The Thinker' imagines himself as Rodin's 'The Kiss'.

'I have this constant ringing in my ears. I think I have tinnitus.' - 'Does it sound like an 'eeeeeee' or a 'shhhhh'?' - 'It's like the murmer of a thousand forgotten souls quietly lamenting past sorrows.' - 'Hmmm. I don't have a checkbox for that, sadly.

'No matter how hard I work, I'll never get higher on the food chain then this?'

The War Against Imagination

"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"

"Maybe he's waving and drowning."

'We now have a drug to cure 'writer's block' but a common side effect is plagiaism.'

Conflict is harder to sustain when you don't see everything in black and white.

'What does Easter mean to you?'

"How much energy did you use to create me? I wasn't awakened with nuclear power, was I?..."

'Darn! - Don't you hate it when you forget what you were meditating about?'

"Brenda's always been a bit of a worrier."

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

'Really? -- the hokey-pokey IS what it's all about?'

Evolution explained.

"Remind me, what's the difference between a metaphor and a simile?"

"Not eating your Cheezies, Miller?"

"The deal with the marionette company is nearly complete, although there are still some strings attached."

'Buy one, you get two free. . .'

Caution: Perfectionists at Work Next 1/4 Mile.

No Easy Answers

Daily Commute.

'You're over-thinking everything.'