Greenskeeper Gifts

"Tell the creche they can call off the search...."

"Oh, I'm not technically a greenskeeper: I'm the bunker specialist..."

The Jeopardy of Progress

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Allotment

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Yardless: Please help

Politically Correct Snowperson

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Just Stop Boil

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Bumble Bee

"What did you expect in the land of milk and honey?"

Pointing.

Evolution.

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

There is No Planet C

Honey Wallah

"Get out of my face!"

Earth stove

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

"I think we have run out of time..."

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

It's all about sustainability. We can't be greedy. We need to let enough salmon reach their breeding grounds to ensure us a good feed every year...

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

"AI"

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

Toys and environmental pollution